dark and backward abysm of time

"What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time?"....... "To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing"

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"where there is love, nothing is too much trouble and there is always time"

Thursday, October 19, 2006

speak singrish campaign

Speak Singlish somemore?!

Sgn Mrt Station
Little ah-seng shop (chinese version of mama-shop)

Enter jazz and epiphobic.

Jazz to the bored shop-aunty : Aunty,Green-tea please
Aunty : (Looking through the racks of drinks & holds up a bottle of green tea)....Bottle can?
Jazz & Epiphobic : Can , can
Aunty : (puts the bottles back inside, looks around somemore and produces 2 cans of green tea)

Jazz points out the lost-in-communication caamedy-time to epi, in tamil. Epi notices that the cans have replaced the bottles, registers the linguistic gap and cracks up *in retrospect it might have been in reaction to jazz's tamil prowess*. Eitherway, she gets a giggle-fit and flees the shop.Jazz is stuck there, stifling her own guffaws in vain and paying for the drinks, while trying to ignore the shop-aunty's dirty looks the whole time.

Perfect way to drive home the point....who needs phua chu kang?

1 Comments:

Blogger yogajunkie said...

ahahahaha
hilarious!
Hoorah for the update!

7:32 PM  

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